Show the world that cool ain’t shit. You were riding a bike back when Instagram was just called “film” and chamois was what you called your grandmother. Carbon was something you wrote on to make a duplicate copy. You didn’t use beard wax, and both your fucking derailleurs put together couldn’t get you 11 gears.
Now these whippersnappers call people with real history Phreds. I say wear it with pride.
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