Product Description

Yes, this thing is fucking real. You can touch it. It tells you all of the important shit in life. What time it is. How far you’ve gone. How fast you’re going. And when you’re going to die. That’s right, this computer knows your fate.

It’s made from the finest plastics on earth, in a plastic-making machine that runs completely on snow-melt water that Andy Hampstein carried in his water bottle from the Gavia in 1988.